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Scientolo-Douche

When someone behaves very strangely after becoming a member of the church of scientology.
Tom Cruise use to be cool, until he became a Scientolo-Douche!
by Rip Ravenscroft August 31, 2018
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Douche

A term used to describe the thorough cleaning of an object.
Person #1: Oh lawdy, what that smell be?!?

Person #2: Son, I think that be yo fridge!!

Person #1: Shit, mang...I best go douche my fridge before that shit grow legs and walk up outta here!
by J~bizzle July 2, 2017
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Douche nugget

The nasty nuggets that fall out of your vagina after you douche!! Caution do not eat a 10-piece douche nugget with any sauce wasaki doesn't help either!!
Stop being such a douche nugget you vajankle
by Jearle219 May 26, 2018
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Douche-talking.

When you bitch about someone who has blocked you on social media and tell others to excommunicate from them even if said person has left you, usually demonstrated by accusations of 'revenge-fics', screencapping that other person's stuff obsessively, not moving on, and just in general berating them for something they did two years ago. Includes posting hateful status posts, and friends who only exist to suck up to you.
Dude, you blocked him five fucking months ago...are you still Douche-talking.
by MM132 May 8, 2022
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Douche Bag

Some one with two first names, usually. An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence. Thinks that everyone likes them. Does things for attention.
Did you see Zach guy at the bar last night?

Yeah, he's kind of a douche bag
How do you know?

I mean the guy has two first names...
by Idontknowyou3 June 7, 2016
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douche-pickle

A mean spirited person.

Usually directed at a cis gendered male.
He is such a douche-pickle.

When Johnny was saying disrespectful things about trans people he sounded like a real douche-pickle.
by Lily's Vocabulary July 31, 2022
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douche pm

The time of night that it becomes douchey to continue wearing sunglasses.
Dude, you're still wearing sunglasses and it's after douche pm.
So? The ladies love it...
by joehavelda October 29, 2010
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