(noun). A piquantly prosodic way to refer to a friend who is acting like a moron. Warning don't use this term in a real battle of urban-dictionary prowess given the self-humbling nature of using the prefix douche with the sharp suffix nip. As in there are many more blunt sounding and effective terms such as douche cock, douche cunt, douche fucker...
Me: "John you're a real douche nip"
John: "Wow I'm really not all that offended. You sure are a puss bitch"
John: "Wow I'm really not all that offended. You sure are a puss bitch"
by Millkz Plz April 27, 2011
Get the douche nipmug. "Why would you sign a law telling women whether they can have abortions or not? That makes you a douche!"
by Fluthy March 18, 2022
Get the Douchemug. One with an excessive quality of douchiness. Someone who does moronic actions for the sole intent of douchifying everybody's day.
That douche nozzle just cut me off in traffic! I'm gonna ram my car so far up his ass he won't be able to shit for a week!
by Everyone's Favorite Nerd March 24, 2016
Get the Douche nozzlemug. Someone who pulls up behind me at an intersection so close that I cannot see their right turn signal. If they weren't so close and up my tailpipe I would have been able to see their right turn signal and I would have pulled up further so they could have turned right.
by Shamu9000 May 20, 2022
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. * The french word for a shower
* Used for the cleaning of vaginas
* What many people say to one another
* A funny word
* Also see douchebag
* Used for the cleaning of vaginas
* What many people say to one another
* A funny word
* Also see douchebag
by FrenchBrunette5 January 9, 2010
Get the Douchemug. A douche of bros is the collective noun for a group of bros. The bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”
A group of bros
A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizzaria after the the Phish concert last Saturday night.
A large douche of bros had settled in a spot at the park and were shouting “Bruh” loud enough to wake nearby baby’s being walked in their carriages.
A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizzaria after the the Phish concert last Saturday night.
A large douche of bros had settled in a spot at the park and were shouting “Bruh” loud enough to wake nearby baby’s being walked in their carriages.
by Pixylicious February 1, 2024
Get the Douche of brosmug. by Stinky1995 October 24, 2017
Get the milk douchemug.