An Andy May is best known as being the horniest and most oddly shaped of all penguin species. Known for their Chanky smell the modern-day Andy May is most often found on weekends in between the hours of 1800 and 0400. When in its passive form, the Andy May is most often a well-intentioned and meaningful contributor to the penguin society. However, when provoked (usually by means of an ex-girlfriend or obnoxious amount of alcohol), the Andy May first becomes forlorn and introspective, then mischievous, and in some cases violent.
If you encounter a fully manifested Andy May, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Andy May is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can pacify the creature.
The Andy May will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarrassed and apologetic.
If you encounter a fully manifested Andy May, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Andy May is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can pacify the creature.
The Andy May will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarrassed and apologetic.
by King Of Penguins November 23, 2021
Example 1
A: Stop lying to me!
B: May my family die if i'm lying to you
Example 2
May my family die if i saw him on the road
A: Stop lying to me!
B: May my family die if i'm lying to you
Example 2
May my family die if i saw him on the road
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