King Arthur's Court

a bad hand job performance which feels to the receiver as if the performer is trying to pull a sword out of a stone.

T: How did last night go?

R: Everything was fine until I realized I was in King Arthur's court. It felt like she was trying to rip my dick off.

T: Ha ha ha that sucks

by sk8a September 29, 2008

King Butt monkey

The person that the Butt Monkey Follows

Rob: Come here Gail
Gail: ok do you want anything
Rob: Get me Sweets NOw
Gail: OK right away
Rob: Gail is such a Butt monkey
Bob: And your the King Butt MOnkey

by Checken April 15, 2008

biggot basterd king

The rank achived when: you have become a basterd and coronated 'The King of all Biggots'. it is one of the lowest ranks in the hierarchy of Shishahism (A religion based on smoking the Hookah Pipe) and is often used as an insult or a friendly greating among devotees.

See Shishaism for more details.

Martin: Hey dude, i'm so stoned of my ass right now...
Charles: Biggot Basterd King
Martin: Same to you man, same to you.

by Martin Pedersen October 12, 2005

King Louis XVI

To continue fucking someone over when they keep asking for respect

I hate him because he just pulled a King Louis XVI

by Gggggttgttgf April 6, 2017

sofa king gay

prounounced so fucking gay
say this about/to
1. school
2. homework
3. teachers
4.(popo)
5. or people you don't like

Teacher: Class,why don't you guy's like me
Class all together: Because your SOFA KING GAY

by That Boy April 16, 2006

king ding-a-ling

see supa suga

Supa suga is the king ding-a-ling nigga.

by gonzo June 30, 2004

king v-gina

a woman that is a slut and fat. she will do any thing to give a man a blowjobe

dude she is such a king v-Gina

by sneakybrazilian March 15, 2010