miami beach bum

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.

Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.

by miamibeachbum305 December 9, 2021

Bum Choppipng

The practice of harvesting fingers or toes from homeless people for the purpose of defrauding a fast food outlet. Practitioners place the harvested digit into a serving of fast food and then claim that the restaurant is at fault.

Bored and pennyless, Jim and Danny resorted to a bum-chopping scheme to try and bring in some cash.

by Wolf April 10, 2005

BUM STABBER

Bum Stabber. To stick one's phallus up somebody's back passage.

Jeremy, you really were a bum stabber last night. The phallus you placed up my bottom really cleared the passage.

by Ring pirate November 27, 2017

Bum flosser

When your underwear that isn’t meant to be a thing turns into one and you can feel the slow wipe every step you take

Catholic mother: “Mary! Pull out your wedgie I can see your bum flosser!”

by Laurentheinnocent December 16, 2018

Bum

Daryl motley sr

Bro has women paying for all his sh*t, can't handle his business with his kids, and breath stank like bv.. bros a BUM.

by Zombiemama94 June 4, 2024

bum willy

this day is where you go to someones house and call them a bum willy

Adam: your such a bum willy

Jasmine: HEY! why are you in my house?
Adam: oh its bum willy day :)

by coolgirll May 10, 2021

frog bum

A person with a bum that is too small in proportion to the rest of their body.

Jane has a frog bum and needs to do some more squats.

by Frogbum May 20, 2023