Bird

a person of a specified kind or character.

"I'm a pretty tough old bird"

by Arminkshipper June 28, 2025

Birds

a young woman or a girlfriend.

"He was always surrounded by a flock of adoring birds, but he never seemed to settle down with just one."

by Arminkshipper June 28, 2025

Pinkle Bird

A penis, especially a small one.

Synonyms: wiener, dick, schlong, wee-wee, cock.

That wiffle ball almost hit me in the pinkle bird!

by I_AM_GRIM July 8, 2025

African Ceiling Bird

A smoke alarm with a low battery. Note its distinct chirp.

"Let me see that ceiling fan."
*smoke alarm chirps*
"Oh, you have an African Ceiling Bird. You should change that battery. Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."

by GumNut the Wise July 9, 2025

Free-birding

The act of killing a bird with your bare hands, freezing it and then using it as a dildo

I was bored so I started free-birding

by Kux July 9, 2025

Feeding the birds

Taking a shit

If your are feeding the birds make sure you spray some air freshener.

by Ripping86 August 1, 2025

bird keeping age

like beekeeping age except for the people who have birds

that fine man is def bird keeping age

by billy tyler tyler billy August 5, 2025