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board up the crack house

The crackhouse. Board that $%&# up. A term to denote a surprise exclamation of just how utterly ridiculous something is.
Person 1: They locked up Jamal!
Person 2: Board up the crack house.
by Manehattan Trading January 6, 2024
mugGet the board up the crack housemug.

I’m on crack

jake Paul’s favorite subject in school
by Jakes balls November 20, 2019
mugGet the I’m on crackmug.

model o on crack

yo dude you got that glorious model o on crack????

dude: this is why you're a fucking reject to society
by Glorious Official Company June 16, 2021
mugGet the model o on crackmug.

Crack Pipe

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
mugGet the Crack Pipemug.

intro-crack-hoe

an introvert who immediately becomes a crackhead in presence of his/her friends and starts acting like a hoe
• look! the shy girl is twerking with her friends
- yeah she’s a real intro-crack-hoe
by ryanXDXD December 10, 2019
mugGet the intro-crack-hoemug.

Cracked

Bro I'm fucking cracked rn and it's only 10 pm
by anonymous November 23, 2020
mugGet the Crackedmug.

crack-alacky

One of, if not, THE most powerful phrase you can say to someone, capable of creating storms and even killing a person. If followed up with "...you just got that attacky! 🙌", it can AND will reduce everyone to a pile of bones. This should only be used in the most dire of situations.
Mike: I think you're a big poop loser, you know that?
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.
by matpatfan111287 September 26, 2022
mugGet the crack-alackymug.

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