michael scales

a simp

person 1: who’s the biggest simp you know

person2: michael scales

by amelia07 April 04, 2021

Michael Fetish

When your so into toes that you even suck your own toes.

Guy 1: I heard that Ryan is a real cool dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, but he's got a major Michael Fetish

by Longson Johnson October 06, 2020

Michael Sinnott

Gay Jew small Pepe

Person 1: Ur a real Michael Sinnott
Person 2: fuck u

by Jesus because ala is it real October 18, 2019

Michael Diabetic

A fat pig that has no pther reason in life but to eat shit and keep his diabetic form. He is a fat piece of shit.

You're about as unhealthy as a Michael Diabetic.

by Golden Gloom 7412 April 10, 2018

carter Michael thornton

Carter Michael thornton is a bitch ass nigga who sucks fat fucking chode for a living

Carter Michael thornton a bitch nigga

by Carter Michael thornton October 03, 2022

michael mihalovich

savage badass great taste in music

michael mihalovich is badass

by ghhfy January 29, 2018

Michaeled

When you're about to win but fail at the last possible second.

Michael, Michaeling, Michaeler

I really michaeled that boss fight.

by kombatman November 21, 2018