Wet bench

When a group of guys cum on any surface i.e. a table of bench, then rub their dicks in the pool of cum and receive a blowjob

"I heard Jenny gave a blowjob to Tom after he did a wet bench with his mates"

by Applebenchcrisp September 4, 2021

Wet Cabbage

Filling up a girls pussy with water and then fucking her till shes empty

I wet cabbaged marie last night, It made such a mess

by Stochii_ May 28, 2022

A Buerocrat's Wet Dream

A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete

The sign up process for that website is A Buerocrat's Wet Dream.

by The Sefbicer September 21, 2021

wet the dirt

To apply lubricant to the ass hole before anal sex

Sheena told Ron that if he was gonna put his dick in her ass, he had better wet the dirt first

by brazildude April 6, 2015

wet is the new muscle

Someone who is wet has a lot of tattoos, therefore doesn't need big muscles to be sexy, tattoos are even sexier.

He sure don't need any muscles,he's wet, Wet is the new muscle.

by Amyfl19 October 22, 2023

Too Wet To Plow

A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.

Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!

by DroppingBOWS October 2, 2014

Wet wheeling

The female act of masturbating whilst sitting behind the wheel of a car.

“ I’ve got half an hour before my break is over, I might go and do a bit of wet wheeling to pass the time. “

by Golearnaboutit March 21, 2022