Cracking your homeboy is when both of you are absolutely chopped and pull absolutely zero bitches, so you resort to having sex with each other in a heterosexual way.
Mason: Do you want to go out with me
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?
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Get the Cracked mug.Cracking 4s is only for thot ass girls that wanna fit in and pussy punk pie ass niggas that wanna be gang members so fucking bad but can’t even clean they ass good enough .
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He’s eaten rat poison, chocolate and shapes and still been fine.
I would put a photo but it won’t let me.
He’s eaten rat poison, chocolate and shapes and still been fine.
I would put a photo but it won’t let me.
Floyd is cracked
by LynObie March 9, 2023
Get the Cracked mug.When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.
“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”
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