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wet porkchop

to remove a condom then put it back on and use it; sometimes even inbtween partners,; it is called a "wet porkchop" because the condom is filled with male fluids making his porkchop (penis) wet before intercourse.
I have sexual relations with so many women i have to wet porkchop some chicks, itjust makes sense.
by oliver klosoff December 27, 2010
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Wet Snoopy

When you are at a lighthouse and everyone is hitting your vape to the point of it being nasty
I got faded on saturday and ended up with a wet snoopy
by LighthouseJeremy November 21, 2023
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Wet Swamp Stain

Happens during a hot day in the hood.. your car has no AC and your seats are Cloth so the underwear becomes stuck to your sweaty wet ass while you drive around looking for pussy lips that are dripping with yellow puss coming out.
Man i wish this Wet Swamp Stain would go away before I get licked by this freak with yellow oozing pussy lips.
by Kingsmidi December 20, 2019
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Liberal wet dream

When you have sex with a person that has herpes and the blisters are popping, which gives you a pop rock sensation.
That liberal wet dream last night was amazing, but I’m bound to regret it later.
by Thekinkmaster January 26, 2022
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Wet Feta

Noun. Wet feta is an incorrect term for cottage cheese that refers to the texture of the cheese.
David: Hey Emma I got you some Wet Feta

Emma: Don’t you mean cottage cheese?
by Lunchytable November 13, 2019
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wet paper

kieran thinks that stupid zombie song isnt sexy. he is a wet paper
by thezombiesfan229 July 20, 2023
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Quebec wet wipe

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with
When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with and it's called Quebec wet wipe
by TTVwetwipe August 11, 2024
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