Wet nightmare

When your gay guy friend dream about straight sex and boom woke up thinking he was straight

I had a wet nightmare last night I thought I was straight!

by Billy Martinez October 7, 2023

wet turtle

When you must fart and suspect it's only gas but instead a wet blob of poop blasts into your to trousers, the poop was hard on the inside but had a shield of poo juice around it, the whole poop is yellow or green so it looks like a liquified turtle 🐢 which is rather upsetting and embarrassing...

Man in Restaurant: 'Hey babe look out imma rip a silent but violent right quick while no one's looking.'
Woman in Restaurant: 'Ok bae let er rip!'
Man in Restaurant: 'ah fuck babe now I gotta run home and change pants I blasted a wet turtle and it's messy!'

by Stankbiscuits November 21, 2021

Wet Sasuke

A sexual act in which one partner spits on the other partner's exposed butthole, then leaves the room.

"Aw, man... She gave me a Wet Sasuke!"

by Remoir December 1, 2021

Wet

a feeling guys often mistake for discharge

beckyy!! mark kept telling me how wet i was and how good he is making me feel so i had to fake it

by Meganlovesx December 3, 2021

Wet bodies

When a person dies by gunshot usually in a drive by, The corpse is called a wet body.

“Vro I let that tech off 9 and left wet bodies everywhere”

by GothAngel December 4, 2021

Wet Houdini

When you nut but then you make it disappear

My girlfriend got mad cus I didn't pull out but then I pulled the wet houdini

by mike_hawk_hertz January 4, 2020

wet

a sket called emma

“ have you seen that wet girl” “who emma” yeah g

by Ukfinest68 January 10, 2020