'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

June 7th
The time to tell someone what they did to make you angry.
Don't be shy, be honest!

Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

by Thisistotallyreal June 6, 2022

Cripple Piss

When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.

It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.

I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.

by BIG DAX March 6, 2021

cadillac pissing

When you going commando and you have to piss. Some rolls out like a Cadillac.

Man, I had to piss so bad and I was cammando, that shit rolled out like a cadillac pissing!

by Roonsta January 21, 2018

same piss different toilet

same same but different

When you get drink with the same friends at a different bar. “Same piss different toilet”

by EmWare January 2, 2025

gang piss

When you and a random stranger you haven’t met before suddenly feel yourselves in a flow state and totally match each others’ vibe

Do you need help over there?

Nope, Ymir and I are gang piss in the jungle.

by duckeeuuughh October 15, 2025

pre-pissed

Being in a mental condition where anything bad happening triggers an angry, agitated response.

Watch out for Sally, she totally seems pre-pissed today.

by Tom Carbon OG April 3, 2021

Piss

To get an ok sleep

Girlfriend: "how'd you sleep tonight?"
Me: "piss"
Girlfriend: "what the fuck"

by WINGNUT4444 August 29, 2021