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T: How did last night go?
R: Everything was fine until I realized I was in King Arthur's court. It felt like she was trying to rip my dick off.
T: Ha ha ha that sucks
R: Everything was fine until I realized I was in King Arthur's court. It felt like she was trying to rip my dick off.
T: Ha ha ha that sucks
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KFH enjoys wrecking trains, playing video games, and destroying families.
KFH enjoys wrecking trains, playing video games, and destroying families.
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1. school
2. homework
3. teachers
4.(popo)
5. or people you don't like
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1. school
2. homework
3. teachers
4.(popo)
5. or people you don't like
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That meal almost was as good as what Farva the pirate king makes...but it will never be the same.
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