A game for toxic eight year-olds and or anyone without a girlfriend or any non-vurtual friends. Also if you do make the awful decision of playing this horrible game, make sure not to let your “friends” know because that could ultimately result in you becoming the main target for all bullies, or any decent person for that matter.
Hey friend, wanna play some Fortnite?
by UrbanBoz May 10, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. Fortnite is a game involved in beating the shit out of people you don't like, and leave them screaming if they are a little kid who thinks their good but their not. Overall, it's fun to set these Fortnite kids in their place.
by Belle P November 23, 2021
Get the Fortnitemug. by Rapparatus November 19, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. Fortnite is a shooter/ battle royal game were you can play with your friends until you or your team are the last ones there. You can buy v bucks to buy in game skins, dances, and other items.
by Lemon_Girl May 21, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. bill: hey, ted why weren't you in school today?
ted: i played fortnite and noticed sarcomas on my body after buying skins in a free game.
ted: i played fortnite and noticed sarcomas on my body after buying skins in a free game.
by a sensitive guy August 6, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. A term used to describe an individual who stumbles their way through the treacherous terrain of Fortnite like a clumsy llama with two left hooves. A Fortnite Kevin is notorious for their astonishing ability to turn even the simplest tasks into epic fails, leaving their teammates questioning their life choices. This hapless character can often be found building their "forts" that look more like abstract art installations, and their aim? Let's just say they couldn't hit a pink flamingo with a water balloon.
The mere presence of a Fortnite Kevin in your squad is like signing up for a comedy show where you're the only one not laughing. Witnessing their constant mistimings and bewildering choices is a reminder that in the vast world of Fortnite, miracles may happen, but they're definitely not going to come from a Fortnite Kevin. So buckle up, fellow players, if you ever come across a Fortnite Kevin, prepare for unpredictable chaos that even the game's RNG gods could never have anticipated. May the storm guide you away, for you do not want to be caught in a battle alongside a Fortnite Kevin!
The mere presence of a Fortnite Kevin in your squad is like signing up for a comedy show where you're the only one not laughing. Witnessing their constant mistimings and bewildering choices is a reminder that in the vast world of Fortnite, miracles may happen, but they're definitely not going to come from a Fortnite Kevin. So buckle up, fellow players, if you ever come across a Fortnite Kevin, prepare for unpredictable chaos that even the game's RNG gods could never have anticipated. May the storm guide you away, for you do not want to be caught in a battle alongside a Fortnite Kevin!
by Boredinthehouse54 August 11, 2023
Get the Fortnite Kevinmug. 