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stuffed bear

When Your Parents are divorced and dont bother interacting with you as a child and think a stuffed bear will change your life jokes on you it did if they didnt give you that piece of cotton you would probbably be unstable it helped you cope when your mom hit you, you talked to it for hours, you hugged it going to sleep, you treated it like the friend you never had and it treated you like a wonderfull friend and when the screaming gets bad you just hug your bear and everything becomes better some may say its stupid but to you it holds significance its even more important than the person who told you its stupid
person 1: he sleeps with his stuffed bear?
person 2: it keeps him from falling apart
by Emotionally Unavailable October 21, 2025
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Gummy Bear

Edibles in the form of gummy bears. Can be consumed with semen.
"I just got some gummy bears."
"What?"
"I said, I just got some-"
"ever."
by Boopity's Books April 7, 2021
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Gummy Bear Torture

Gummy Bear Torture (GBT) is a form of torture of the sweet Gummy Bears. It is not fully understood why this is practiced, but it may give off a form of relief to the torture.

The gummy bear is perceived to feel intense pain via
•piercing

•cutting

•carving
•ear-biting
•taunting

This practice may carry significant health risks to the Gummy Bear.
Hey man, wanna practice some Gummy Bear Torture later on?
by SpongyRavioli October 4, 2020
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Pookie Bear

Somebody you care about, doesn’t have to be in a lusty romantic way. It can be as simple as a friend or somebody nice.
Friend: Hey Pookie
You: Hey Pookie Bear!
Friend: Not much man, not much!
by Makkie Bear May 1, 2022
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wearing the bear

Suffering the consequences for cheating on your girlfriend. Inspired by MIDSOMMER.
I stepped out on my girl, and she found out. I'd better stay out of her way or I'll be wearing the bear.
by ImpracticalJokersFacebook December 6, 2022
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Bear trap

“I disappointed My parents by teaching my younger brother how to Bear trap”
by NickGbigD September 24, 2019
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Bear

by Ohyehacuuuu April 15, 2020
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