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Freddy five bear

There is this animatronic of a bear named Freddy five bear with his friends named bunny the bon bon, chica the kitchen, and foxy the fox pirate arr
Har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har” - Freddy five bear

1983
by Eggytheraccoon44 January 19, 2024
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Dark Bear God

An absolute bozo whom we watch every single opportunity we get
"Have you watched any Dark Bear God lately?"
by MeliorSloth(Not a good source) January 23, 2024
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honey bear

1. when it comes to queer masc people, a honey bear is kind of like a bear, but typically has some variation from the standard super hairy guy. a honey bear is just as big and bulky, but is less hairy and/or less traditionally masculine in demeanor. while a bear is a well-known and well-documented archetype in queer history, the honey bear is truly underrated. honey bears, much like bears, can also be any height! body positivity is everything, and honey bears should be cherished for their hotness!

2. honey bear can also be a term of endearment! cute, huh?
me: I hooked up with a cute 40 year old dude from sniffies last night! he was a honey bear
Ray: what's a honey bear?
me: oh, well you know how I'm an otter, since I'm a smaller dude with a forest of chest hair? a honey bear is like a bear but less hairy and/or less masc. I was way hairier than him and he was vibing hard with it!

Scott: hey honey bear!
James: aww hey handsome
by jeauseph February 3, 2024
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South Dakota Grizzly Bear

When performing the official sex position of South Dakota, you get your partner in doggie, Grab a can of Dip, pull out while spitting on her asshole, then insert your penis in her asshole and watch her growl like a grizzly bear.
"Honey, is it a sin to perform the South Dakota Grizzly Bear before sex?"
by 420M@n360FU February 4, 2024
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goofy bear

someone or something who is forgetful; is extremely dumb and potentially has a mullet
You're such a silly goofy bear !!!!
by renmare February 6, 2024
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Bear zapper

Barak was a bear zapper to Joe and Donald cause he wanted to get in his pants first.
by Bear zapper February 9, 2024
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wearing the bear

Suffering the consequences for cheating on your girlfriend. Inspired by MIDSOMMER.
I stepped out on my girl, and she found out. I'd better stay out of her way or I'll be wearing the bear.
by ImpracticalJokersFacebook December 6, 2022
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