No Bums In The Scrum

When you have 0 losers in your circle and everyone is pushing forward toward success.

You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.

by Riot Craig July 11, 2019

Bum Ramble

A bum ramble is when one violates your bum crease area through clothing with their finger, at any opportunity. For example, when you bend over to pick up an item, or you’re innocently walking up the stairs in front of a friend

Im going to bum ramble you when I next see you

by Originalrambler November 22, 2022

Bum cum

BUM CUM:

Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.

Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)

Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).

Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).

Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).

Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.

Step: 6 Enjoy!

"Oh wow, thats some scrumptious bum cum Jhon!"

by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021

Bum Fuzzle

To be retarded. Couldn’t be able to talk until 15. HITS THE BALL WHEN NOT IMPORTANT

Justin stop being a bum fuzzle like masi and baker.

by Nigga name joe December 2, 2020

Stench bum

When your bum produces sweat and smell from a warm surface

Mary, my you have quite a stench bum

by Ashenangelone February 1, 2019

Bum-brow titty fuck

When you stradle a womans head and fuck her titties!

I liked her tits but not her face so i gave her a bum-brow titty fuck last night.

by Miqoel June 11, 2016

Bum-narcissist

Bum narcissists are self-centered people characterized as having an excessive interest in one's arse, the amount of area it takes up and the curvature of it. This is often done whilst simultaneously judging other people's bums.

Oh my god, he's such a bum-narcissist, its so annoying!

by Dustydrooper June 13, 2022