Simp

A simp is a simple person lacking common sense. It can also mean a fool or simpleton. (slang) (countable) A simp is a person, usually a male person, who appears to be foolishly valuing another person too much, usually to a person of opposite sex.

Man that guy is simping over her.

That guy a simp, look at him.

by Twgyem February 29, 2024

SIMP

A person who just doesn't have much horsepower between the ears.

Person 1: That guy says that he is a very stable genius.
Person 2: Nah, he's just a simp

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 7, 2024

Simp

NomeIsGreen

Nome is a simp fr fr

by chipsonium October 20, 2024

simp

a man who does or says something for a woman solely because she is a woman that he has feelings for but when it is not reciprocated back to him equally by her

the simp purposefully altered his workday routine at his workplace to make sure to be around her at a certain time in hopes that he would find something relevant to talk about with her just so he could talk to her despite her never showing any initial signs of attraction towards him

the simp was extra kind towards her only because he found her attractive

the simp spent his evenings thinking about her despite never even having sex with her

by secretrandompseudonym November 16, 2024

Simp

When someone named Noah has a big fat crush on someone that realistically will never like him back and he just can’t get over it. She’s not gonna date you dude, let it go 🫤

Person 1: “hey I think that noah guy is a little simp”
Person 2: “what makes you think that?”
Person 1: “he’s actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning him”

by TevanTheCoolest March 20, 2024

Simp

Is a guy, similar to a "White Knight," who will take on the blame for something done by the girl. Almost all of the time, the simp is not the boyfriend of the girl but just a guy stuck in the friend zone who thinks such a defense will work in his favor when she is deciding on taking in a boyfriend. Most of the time, the girl is using the guy for money, a car ride, etc. and has no problem having sex with a "bad boy," as the simp will find out. She will even tell Simp about the sex, and Simp will forgive her.

I thought Dane was dating Olivia, but it turns out he is just her Simp.

by DuttBar March 21, 2024

Simp

A person with the name Liam. This man will always post about his new fling on socials and be with them everyday ditching the boys.

That person is a simp.

by The real mind March 22, 2024