Suck my pork

An expression used when someone asks you to do something that you view as an unreasonable request (a polite version of someone can blow you)

She/he/they want me to what? They can suck my pork!

by Hammy1979 May 29, 2025

National suck dick day

October 12 is national suck dick day! So ladies get on you knees and suck some dick to treat someone.

Rachel: I’m going to brads house tonight

Emily: why?

Rachel: today is National suck dick day!

NATIONAL SUCK DICK DAY AND CTOBOR 12

by Mommy_27 October 2, 2019

hillibilly suck

A hillibilly suck when the bitch is missing her front and bottom teeth and your dick just slides right on in without having to worry about her biting

I need a blow job.
Well go ask her she has that hillibilly suck

by Super fagalicious January 20, 2017

Suck

A youtuber named ZDOGNATION says SUCK not FUCK

Oh SUCK me

by ZDOGNATION( Waylon) July 21, 2019

Suck and gargle

The act of completing a blow job by gargling the semen. Often seen as a sign of respect for the wasted sperm being sacrificed for her pleasure.

Sally's a really great chick. She gave me a suck and gargle out of respect for my swimmers.

by Samuel Cox August 21, 2017

National Suck Dick Day

Everyday! Call your boyfriend over!

Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny

by I’m very honest March 29, 2020

Suck my dick

Suck my dick

Suck my dick

by You’re mom April 3, 2019