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Dead grandma

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.
Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.
by Hahaha bad February 8, 2022
mugGet the Dead grandmamug.

Dead

by I Didn’t do it asshole October 19, 2017
mugGet the Deadmug.

dead vinnies

Gevy cried again, for the third night in a row, as he unleashed a load of dead vinnies down his stairwell.
by Gevy March 5, 2024
mugGet the dead vinniesmug.

On my dead loats

Add it before or at the end of a sentence to emphasize you really mean what you’re about to say/said
We are really about to get this dub on my dead loats
by Gangalicious November 4, 2019
mugGet the On my dead loatsmug.

dead end candidate

1. A thing that prevents others from beating it by being too good, but cannot not evolve to get any better.

2. Whatever SFIA (famous youtuber) mean when he said that dinosaurs are a dead end candidate. (forgot which video he used the term)
Dinosaur hater: you always talk about wanting dinosaurs to survive the asteroid impact, but you forgot that they were a dead end candidate. Dinosaurs do not have precision control of their hands to make technology. And, dinosaurs eat the animals that do have precision control, such as early primates and other dinosaurs that had better hands.
Dinosaur lover: oh yeah, you always liked the soviet union, but they were also a dead end candidate, but for social progress. The soviet union oppressed freedoms by banning lgbt. The soviet union had many times the economical and military power compared to the USA. And, the soviet union cannot do social progress because all their citizens were blue-pilled and too busy enjoying their large purchasing power to notice the oppression.
by nanjolno January 22, 2025
mugGet the dead end candidatemug.

brain-dead syndrome

a literal idiot. so dumb to the point they have brain-dead syndrome.
gage: look at mason, he’s a fuckin idiot hanging out with his cocaine dealers. i wonder if he has brain-dead syndrome?

mason: smh 🤦 ♂️
by himynameismason January 30, 2021
mugGet the brain-dead syndromemug.

Dead ass

This definition is mostly used when someone is being really serious about something. But it can also be used when referring to a person who is not doing good in life. The term comes from dead (lazy, bum) ass (donkey) this term is used in ganglish.
Man 1: I got fired from my job and have been lazing around my house for months!

Man 2: you’re becoming a dead ass, do something!
by Sebrome December 28, 2024
mugGet the Dead assmug.

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