funky bum muffin

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.

"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"

by Wyatt/Black December 9, 2008

pokey bum wank

To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man

Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most

by KenNeth Roote December 2, 2020

Big Batty Bum Bum

Big batty bum bum ---> someone who has a large BATTY

"look over there, its louis, he has a BIG BATTY BUM BUM!"

by diamonz2 November 25, 2021

Bum

Daryl motley sr

Bro has women paying for all his sh*t, can't handle his business with his kids, and breath stank like bv.. bros a BUM.

by Zombiemama94 June 4, 2024

Danky bum bum

When you do something that is dank as fuck and then some dickbutt comes over and fucks it all up.

dude that party was dank as fuck untill the cops danky bum bum'd all over it

by The real og kush July 15, 2016

frog bum

A person with a bum that is too small in proportion to the rest of their body.

Jane has a frog bum and needs to do some more squats.

by Frogbum May 20, 2023

Bum

Roach

Bum ass nigga

by anonymous April 3, 2021