mare banana

Mare Banana is the equivalent of a Đole. Mare Banana is a Sahara dessert king with Somersby and Panthers. Mare Banana is known to impregnate a lot of women, and if he does not get pleased, he can very easily 808 (crashout). Mare Bananas crashouts can be very bad so it is advised to beware from his 808s.

Mare is also a word used for someone who mews while munting

Person 1: Wow, this guy is on an insane 808 munting crashout dude!

Person 2: Yeah bro, he is mare banana.

Person 1: Oh dang dude, he fucked my girlfriend if I am not mistaken!

Person 2: Not impossible. He is known for breeding too!

Person 1: What a mare banana!

by orangapomoretnapizamila January 8, 2025

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Banana

There is no definition apart from long and big. It is commonly soft but if it is not ripe it is hard.

That banana is huge and hard!

by THEguyWithaBIGbanana May 13, 2018

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Banana Cookie

An asian fortune cookie with a fortune inside that was clearly written by a white person.

Fortune we got in our banana cookie after dim sum:

"You will be hungry again in one hour."

by MrCarnation November 11, 2013

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Banana Man

A guy who eats bananas on a daily basis and turns into one. He then gets licked by a human mouth and eaten.

A banana man is a man who turns into a banana

by NICKER U NICKERS November 11, 2020

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Adam's Banana

A succulent asset of the male anatomy - the only part more tasty than the Adam's apple. Adam's bananas come peeled in Israel.

Brian: I like to chew on Adam's bananas when I'm feeling a little tad randy
Hezekiah: In Papa New Guinea, they cook them in a lovely stew to make them more tender
Brian: I'm moving to PapaNew Guinea

by Gollum69 June 28, 2021

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