Poo Nugget

After a satisfying dump, A Poo nugget is what hangs on at the end and refuses to let go no matter how nice you ask it.

It is known that in some Australian counties it is known as a "Michaela"
no matter how hard she tried, the poo nugget stayed clinging on
Michaela just kept hanging on.
by ghostly white September 20, 2019
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Tactical poo

Tactical poo-

Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.
Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”

Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”
by GuNs LoVa May 20, 2024
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When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox
I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “
by Gercoff February 02, 2023
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Abey-Pooing

When you smear your own shit on the Lincoln Memorial and write out the name ABE in bolded shit letters.
Dude my friend Jim went Abey-Pooing last weekend, shit was so firee.

Who up Abey-Pooing right now?

Did you see the guy who arrested for Abey-Pooing
by UnbentRaccoon February 25, 2025
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Pinky pinky poo poo

When some dude who doesn't eat pussy and instead eats out 12 dudes to "practice" eating vaginas, whilst having a 7 day gay sex ritual with multiple gay dudes who proceed to slam his butt hole. Much exchange of seminal fluids too.

Could also be used as a generic term for something that's really fucking gay.
Like riding a Suzuki 400
Hey look at that dude over there he's so gay. He probably just came from getting pinky pinky poo poo'd
by VagGobbler9000 December 21, 2021
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poo nut baby

A person conceived from an anal creampie that ahd dribbled its way into the vagina causing pregnancy of said poonut baby
Justin you poo nut baby, we all know your mother took it in the ass and you're an accident"
by Thenigga_BigD December 13, 2017
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yiqi poo

nyc girl who poos at least 3x a day. loves climbing trees. pretends shes not weird but shes actually really weird and the second funniest. attracted to red flags. cant take compliments.
hi im yiqi poos and i live on my toilet!
by user385011 November 22, 2021
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