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California Hot Pocket

When a New Age Hippie / people from LA, shit in a girl's or a man's ass then dips a hot pocket or a sandwich in the ass and eats it like a French dipped sandwich. While eating the sandwich, the person that is eating the sandwich starts having intercourse with the shit filled ass.
Logan Paul just gave that man a California Hot Pocket.
by PuRgE445 June 10, 2022
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hot pocket

The most delicious snack you will ever eat, so good that it gives you a full body orgasm on the first bite.
Me and my hot pocket had a great time last night.
by big smithy October 19, 2017
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Pocket

A carefully cut out hole in jackets or trousers to store small but necessary items.

Or Jamie Laing's nickname.
Person: "Bro your pocket is so big."

Person: "I heard Pocket isn't going to be on the radio today."
You: "Oh flippers, that's a shame."
by imsosmartwtf April 25, 2024
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Out of Pocket

adjective

1. Humorous but extraordinarily random and out of place.
"Dude that joke was so out of pocket!"
by camo_man February 10, 2022
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Purrps pockets

Smokepurrps pockets aee
So obese he said they have a non-existing diasese called diabetes type 10
You hear about purrps pockets

No why
They got diabetes type 10
Shit
by Xxxtentacionyungdaggerdick September 25, 2020
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Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.
“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”
by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020
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Run Thy Pockets

The best rapper in history. Known for his hit song on YouTube "Corolla" and "Meepcity. The very second his name is uttered, Eminem gets flashbacks.
Guy 1: Yo dude did you head the new Run Thy Pockets song?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I love run thy pockets! Hes the best rapper ever
by RunThyPockets November 4, 2022
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