Double Decker Biscuit

Someone who says they are over weight in a joking manner.

"I'm not fat, I'm a Double Decker Biscuit."

by TomHemy2020 January 15, 2020

Drop a double doogan

To produce a large bowel movement, usually taking at least twenty or so minutes.

Man, I'm sorry that I destroyed your toilet, but I had to drop a double doogan dog!!!

by BEN GIPSI November 30, 2009

Double doinker dick

When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once

“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”

by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019

Double Nut Plunge

The act of getting your balls to fit inside of the vagina during coitus.

That hooker was so loose I gave her a Double Nut Plunge.

by SEA WEASEL November 11, 2009

Double Sam Switch

Switching shifts at work, with a catch. Co-worker works your shift today, and you'll work their shift tomorrow (but with no intentions of doing so, e.g. calling out "sick"), thereby getting you two off days, self-creating a week-end.

"Hey, where's Sam? Didn't she switch shifts with Wayne?'"
"eh, she called out sick."
"uh-huh, the old Double Sam Switch!"

by dumb waiter June 21, 2016

Double rotisserie chicken

A fairly common sexual act where you and a friend have two girls scissoring with a doubled ended dildo in their asses to hold them together. You and your friend subsequently lube up your dicks and insert them into either girls mouth, allowing the two of you to spin the two girls around freely, holding them up solely with the strength of your erections.

I heard Conor and Jack spun two girls upwards of 50mph while doing a double rotisserie chicken on them!

by Butch cont November 22, 2020

double stuffed slunts

A dirty sluty cunt, that engourges solely in her sexualy driven cunt. By slamming herself with objects up both lower region oraphises. Or getting, smashed hard in both holes at once

I love watching her thrash that dried oyster, double stuffed slunt style

The back up bum buddy crew I.e , der der dumb dumb, b6, soybean, heater boy and cuntis, nekta, flush and crash, all love double stuffing each other, while pretending they is no batty boys
Double stuffed slunts love getting there svingters smashed up just for the (spinafex)

by dwana pedastu November 11, 2013