The Warmongler Law mandates proportional consequences for warmongers bugs, like throwing individuals at walls. For each documented act of harm, a corresponding Reciprocal Bug is enforced, mirroring the original harm's nature and severity. The law prioritizes fairness, proportionality, and the principle of reciprocity in addressing warmonger-induced harm.
Warmonger threw me into a wall and I got stuck in his totem, but the next time he threw me I went through the wall and was saved. Thank goodness for warmongler law
by warmongler December 21, 2023
Get the warmongler lawmug. Somewhere between Murphys law and A watched pot never boils. Waters Law: Nothing you want to happen will happen until its inconvenient or impossible for you.
Example of Waters Law:
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.
by anonymous May 4, 2023
Get the Waters Lawmug. The Rule of Razz states the following: "If only one person in a heterosexual relationship is overweight, it is the female".
Frede: "Man, I don't understand why he wants to be with her.."
Cole: "Yeah dude, it's like totally the Law of Razz!"
Cole: "Yeah dude, it's like totally the Law of Razz!"
by dascoolword December 19, 2017
Get the Law of Razzmug. a law in which any and all friends of a woman must report hot guys (or girls) that have potential interest in the woman to her as a sign of gratitude for her friendship
by jdhdjdhdjejevehehev February 28, 2023
Get the lucy lawmug. ha, he j-lawed
by It's true by the way April 14, 2017
Get the j-lawedmug. 
Get the step-co-grandnibling-in-lawmug. Spouse's great-great-grandniece's husband.
My co-great-great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-great-great-grandnephew-in-lawmug.