wrinkle raider

Someone who loves old people.

Brianna is such a wrinkle raider.

by Ol man hands April 8, 2016

Rectal wrinkle

A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected

“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”

“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”

by Adiii17 March 12, 2022

Wrinkle Biscuit

Elderly folk; sometimes shortened down to "wrinkle bisc".

"Tonight I am going to my wrinkle biscuit's house for milk and cookies."

by Wrinkle Biscuit January 11, 2015

[great wrinkled pumpkin]

On Halloween going trick or treating at an elderly person's house

Hey Mark lets go visit the great wrinkled pumpkin

by fitzdogg December 14, 2010

mom wrinkles

The wrinkles a female gets from giving birth.

Guy 1: You should ask her out.

Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?

Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.

by Don'thave1 April 22, 2020

creamy wrinkle

when you cum in a grandma above 70 years of age

I'm gonna give you're grandma a creamy wrinkle

by Viridianhero June 28, 2024

wrinkle nob

A Wrinkle Nob is the head of a males genitals or penis.

You wanna touch my Wrinkle Nob?

by Sanas December 29, 2016