the white glove treatment

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in his hand and then smacks his woman across the face.

dude did you give her the white glove treatment?
hellz yea man, got her good too!!!!

by thewebsiteisdownn November 1, 2010

rose treatment

when you take a rose and brush it on your womans cleavage and inner thys until she wants to fuck then you punish fuck her in the butt, yelling obsenities and whipping her with the rose

that rose treatment left me welts u dick

by vermillion May 31, 2004

Spoors Treatment

n. When a person is at their most patronising and condecending, whilst being hypocritical at every given moment. People who utilise the Spoors Treatment tend to be pencil-skirt wearing facists, often in controlling jobs i.e. radio producer or Media Studies teacher. Often confused with Bowe Treatment or Cain Treatment.

Person often uses certain linguistic tatics and utterances to increase her overall power and/or overbearing presence in the room.

Person one: Hello, you're quite late!

Person two: Of course I'm late! I am a very busy person! Have you done your homework yet? How about your class work? And your coursework, where is that? I have no time for incompetence.

Person one: Okay, okay, don't give me the Spoors Treatment!

by snodawg January 6, 2006

breathing treatment

A cigarette break, usually outside.

Harry is out having his breathing treatment.

by kazmisan October 22, 2009

LeBron Treatment

The LeBron Treatment is a treatment initiated by Referees of the NBA. The treatment consists of a process where the referees call minimal to no fouls in favor of LeBron James to avoid an unfair advantage.

The referees avoided calling four fouls against LeBron, however, called similar fouls performed by LeBron to avoid him achieving a triple/double.

LeBron was given the "LeBron Treatment" by the referees, yet he still managed to pull off 61 points.

The LeBron Treatment is in effect today, preventing the Miami Heat from having an over 10 point lead.

by DdotR May 8, 2014

The Dave and Bambi Treatment

where your game/mod becomes unfairly difficult because of extreme spam, wether it’d be notes for a rhythm game, or bullets/enemies in a shooter game, thus causing the playability of the game to drop significantly, and dropping quality too.

“There was a game i played and it was so many enemies and bullets to the point where i couldn’t play it anymore! it must’ve gotten The Dave and Bambi Treatment.”

by TBTheTB August 28, 2022

Window treatment

When a girl puts her face behind a window and a guy ejaculates on the window.

Is that when you go behind a window and I jizz on it? A what? Why did you ask me what a window treatment is?

by TB334 July 14, 2011