White Tornado

When a man is being sexually stimulated to orgasm on a spinning office chair and at the climax gets spun around vigorously thus, creating a white tornado. And/or a women sitting on a spinning office chair is encircled by a group of males and as they climax to orgasm, spewing their seminal fluids all over her as she spins round and round creating a funnel like effect of semen.

Did you hear? Dale got caught in a White Tornado last night.
Yeah, I heard he's allergic.

by Kauyla September 23, 2010

Texas Tornado

You called me up from Amarillo, said you were coming to town
And thought I'd like to tell you hello, and drive an old friend around
I pulled up to the airport, confident and cool
But when you stepped off that plane, I knew I was your fool

My Little Texas Tornado, blowing me away again
I swore it wouldn't happen again, but I looked at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again

You're lying with me in Atlanta, it's such a beautiful lie
You play me like a piano, I always let you get by
I know I'll go through hell girl, when you find someone else
But right now I'm in heaven, and I can't help myself

I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
Texas Tornado
Blowing me away again, I swore it wouldn't happen again
But I look at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind

Texas Tornado

by Death Menace July 18, 2022

Tornado Syndrome

Tornado Syndrome is a disease that makes one overuse shitty dead memes and the words "no u" in a discord chat.
It is a strain of Slimtism, which is a worse form of Tornado Syndrome. once one is infected they begin to make fun of themselves, by changing their discord name to "The Jewish Belgian" and "de shat" which shows that they are indeed a victim of Tornado Syndrome.

Tornado Syndrome is real, don't go to builigium or you will get it

by Migger Slayer July 22, 2018

tornado touchdown

A single piece of poop that does not break off from your butthole until it touches the surface of the toilet water

"Man that Mexican food sure was good"
"I think I'm gonna have a tornado touchdown"

by jpros874 December 19, 2016

Tornado of incompetence

An overly-confident, yet completely unqualified, leader who unwittingly leaves a wide path of destruction in their wake.

We we're almost finished with our project, until the Tornado of Incompetence - TOI - showed up! Now, I've gotta work all weekend!

by Specialks October 30, 2010

Limp tornado

When you duct tape the hand of a coma patient to your dick and shake her arm rapidly

“That patient in there has been in a coma for 2 years, $50 and I’ll lock the door and you can get a limp tornado, I’ll tell any other doctor the room is busy”

by Limp tornado creator December 21, 2020

Awkward Tornado

- Used an awkward turtle can't/won't break the awkwardness of a situation.

- Person verbally states that the current situation is an "awkward tornado."

- If used correctly, the awkward "cloud" should disappear, and the members of the situation should begin to converse, thus eliminating said awkwardness.

Silence*

Person #1: Dude, its like an awkward tornado in here

Persons #2, 3, 4, 5: Ah, yes it is

*Conversation begins.

by aureole November 16, 2010