Max is a great, handsome, and such a caring guy. He's an amazing bestfriend and you can't help falling in love with him. He makes a great partner in crime and in the bedroom.
Max is my bestfriend and my boyfriend
by -chywolfchicka- May 18, 2018
Get the Max mug.Max is the kind of guy who is smart and cunning he also likes to read and is a tad bit nerdy, but don’t get him he will stand up for his friends and will beat the shit out of you.he is not a boobs man he is more of ass man
by MOOOOOOOOKIS October 27, 2019
Get the Max mug.A tall but skinny creature who has better acceleration than a cheetah. He is often put off as number 2 but don’t underestimate his speed.
by Big Man 62 September 5, 2019
Get the Max mug.A good person at heart, yet they are very negative on the outside. They tend to push out all options of happiness instead of striving to find it. They think the only solution to life is to end themselves. They are really funny and sweet, they just doubt it 24/7 (Which definitely becomes annoying over time). They don't make for a very good partner since they think that love doesn't exist.
"Is that Max over there? Gosh, he's so negative"
"Maybe you should see a therapist Max , you really need it."
"Maybe you should see a therapist Max , you really need it."
by The all knowing idiot November 24, 2018
Get the Max mug.1. When you confirm a time of meeting and then flake out,
2. or when you go home far earlier than everyone, being the first to leave
2. or when you go home far earlier than everyone, being the first to leave
"Yo, where is Pedro? Shouldn't he be here by now?"
"Nah, he pulled a Max."
"Well it was nice hanging out, but I'm gonna head home. Sorry to pull a Max."
"Nah, he pulled a Max."
"Well it was nice hanging out, but I'm gonna head home. Sorry to pull a Max."
by LargePeterson July 17, 2018
Get the a Max mug.Max is the most loving person you will meet. However, if you get him mad, be prepared for a war over! Max is the person that will fuck you until your organs fall out. Max also hates niggers and illegal aliens that are imported into the country illegally. Max also has an enormous penis!
by big dikk thong likker January 18, 2020
Get the Max mug.Max can be a super cool guy at times. He can often he seen stroking his beard in several different ways, depending on his state of mind. Although, most of the time he’s just stoopy and drinks from a super noisy water bottle! Gives people real 1/4 bottle empty feels...
Girl: What’s that noise? It’s so annoying
Boy: Ugh, that’s just stoopy Max and his water bottle
Girl: *makes water bottle noise*
Boy: Ugh, that’s just stoopy Max and his water bottle
Girl: *makes water bottle noise*
by Sootyash April 10, 2019
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