Game of Shapes

A game played when taking a shit. It is played by guessing the shape of the turd deposited in the toilet and then comparing it to an architectural shape template (usually hanging on a chain from the toilet paper holder) by standing over the bowl and viewing the turd through the template. Shapes include parallelogram, trapezoid, circle, square, etc. You have to know your sphincter pretty well to be good at the game. If the turd is pelletized then the game becomes similar to guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar.

I once played a game of Shapes and actually won when I shit a trapezoid. I'm sure it was a lucky guess.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

tasting shapes

You’re so high

Dude I’m stoned I’m literally tasting shapes

by Corc4 November 17, 2022

Shape

A geometrical formation with lines and edges (usually).

I am drawing a shape because I like to poop.

by Cool74+a August 20, 2022

The Shape

When someone’s ass is the perfect shape, and looks real nice

“Laura ass looks so good, she’s got The Shape”

by Quantum Joss March 12, 2019

Shape up

to shoot someone

keep playing around and im going to have to give you a shape up

by Johnny Doemon September 23, 2025

Shapes

Shaved Apes, Another word for a black person

Who has been sellin dope on the corner....awww thats just those shapes doing what they do best.

by evospeed06 July 8, 2017

Shapes

Adjective - Describes something that is off, not quite right, or even unsettling. A situation that is less than ideal or unexpected could be considered “shapes”. Shapes can be used in many different situations and while it generally describes something in a negative way, it is not a hard and fast rule.

I was feeling pretty shapes this morning after that wild party last night.

Wasn’t it shapes when that crack head was laying in that puddle at Walmart singing “Under the Sea”?

The gif of the chicken dancing is shapes.

by Crispy Pop March 30, 2024