Wetter than an otters pocket

"Girl I'm wetter than an otters pocket. I can stop thinking about big theo"

by ¿I'm Ron Burgundy? August 22, 2021

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Your girl when she sees me, Seven, walking around

Girl 1: Omg I just saw Seven roaming around and they looked at me
Girl 2: Omg can they just fuck me already I’m wetter than an otters pocket I need to fix myself if they can’t fuck me

by fuckmedaddyseven June 09, 2021

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Otter fisher

A small ginger fellow with an incredible large penis, however he has an obsession with jamming it into large piles of cow shit and then proceeds to eat it off of his penis whilst ejaculating into a mug which he will drink after

Otter fisher is such a weird guy, he loves the taste of shit jiz

by The master cock November 23, 2021

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milking the otter

The act of a hairy hand giving a hand job to a hairy penis ever so delicately while keeping the hand lubricated with one of the participants swamp ass sweat. After the pubic hair has very moistly covered most of the penis the receiver is allowed to cum. Thus making it look like a milked otter.

Dude I was milking the otter so hard last night it's like a hairy cum forrest down there.

by Johnny_Suede October 14, 2014

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