Cali Cream

Getting cummed in on a beach and pushing it out onto the sand like it’s seagull shit🏝

Damn! Did you just step in some Cali Cream?

by commiemommieeee March 20, 2021

Cali

Five in the pink plus 5 in the stink.

"Dude, I got so wasted last night that I gave my step-sister a Cali"

"Oh man, now you won't get invited to Thanksgiving

by Reneenaynay July 7, 2025

Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.

Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019

Chiara Cali

HORRIBLE PERSON LIKE SHE KILLS U- SHES A DEVIL BE AWAR

sister: AKKKKKK CHIARA DONT KILL ME PLEASEEE
chiara: hEHehEhE IM CHIARA CALI IM KILLING U
sister: *dead*

by mrs barney January 9, 2022

Cali paz

A fucking emo with a bald dad and an ugly ass dog

Cali paz is emo

by fartlicker67 March 28, 2022

cali

1) calling another person or thing a serious of very offensive names

The boy cali the man

by Jay Raw May 10, 2018

Cali

cali.where do i start? she’s a very kind, sweet, gorgeous, funny, perfect, and amazing role model. she is the definition of perfect. she can make you laugh in the darkest and lowest of the lows. she can make you smile in one look. she has a smile that can light up a whole room. she is an angel from heaven and a true blessing to this world. she is friends with everyone and is a peace maker. allthough she can be sassy she can stop drama in a blink of an eye. she is very hard to describe because she’s so amazing. you should find a Cali in your life! She will be loyal. She’ll always have your back, she’ll never spill tea about you and she will shut down all the false gossip about you. she can be the best kind of protective with the people she loves and when she loves someone, she makes sure they know she loves them. she can make you feel so loved and appreciated in life and can stop a girl from killing herself. you should find a Cali as for she is the most loyal, kind, big hearted, sweet, funny, and amazing person I know. I love you Cali

Girl 1: Hey do you see Cali over there?
Girl 2: Yeah she’s a real eye catcher!
Girl 1: we should try and be her friend!
Girl 2: yes she is very kind
Girl 1: she’s perfect!
hailee: she’s my best friend and i can tell you one thing, she’s amazing.

by hailee marie :)) March 1, 2019