Steamed ass beckons the absurd nature of human psyche. A fragile sliver of happiness resting on the sharp edge of a steel blade. One's entire existance prepared in such a way to unlock the delicate texture and succulent fragrance without sacrificing nourishment. Yet the the slightest whisper of the wind splits the seams: allowing exhausted fumes of hope and aspiration to burst from it's crevace. Thus, mimicking the posterior of it's lapsing creator. A steamed ass through-in and throughout. This is the most formidable paradox of man.
by relic_season April 7, 2020
Get the Steamed Assmug. a sexual act of shitting into a condom, tying it in a knot and sticking it inside ones vagina, anus or male partner
by i am your farter August 3, 2010
Get the Steaming pipelinemug. A delicacy consisting of ready-made sliced bread cooked in a steaming device. Reccomended steaming time differs according from person to person, but it is generally agreed to do so for upwards of 45 minutes.
by Frame_Runner January 27, 2012
Get the steamed breadmug. by marvinmartian805 December 31, 2009
Get the Steamed Onionmug. When a girl gives you an outdoor BJ in 40 below cold. Cum on her face and it steams when it lands. It freezes so fast that when she tries to talk she whistles.
Yo man, yesterday after the hockey game I gave Jenny a Steam Whistle. Froze on her face and when she tried to talk she whislted!
by J-Rock077 January 2, 2012
Get the Steam Whistlemug. to cause a foggy glass from breath when having sex in car or a small place, causing you to be sweaty
"you wanna have hot steam sex inside the closet?"
"we can draw faces from the foggy windows after we have steam sex in your car"
"we can draw faces from the foggy windows after we have steam sex in your car"
by 987 jake 93 June 26, 2008
Get the steam sexmug. "Well, I was once out at a local pub watching an Irish band, had too many whiskeys, and got steam boats."
by Steven, credit to Molly May 24, 2008
Get the steam boatsmug.