The Stationary Stan

Instead of a regular handjob in which the woman does the work, she will simply hold her hand out while the man does a thrusting motion into it. Like a backwards handjob.

"Dude, I tried out the Stationary Stan the other day. It was more work for me but it felt awesome!"

by Conmad25 February 20, 2009

Dream Stans

Actually cancer. THEY SHIP MINORS FOR FUCKS SAKE

Me: I think I have Dream Stans
Freind: What

by The_Church_of_wah December 11, 2020

Eddie Stans

Insane fans of the show Stranger Things that’s crush and go crazy over a character named Eddie Munson. Two songs they have made are Chrissy Wake Up and Eddies Song which are both cringe.

Person 1: Eddie Stans are scary.
Person 2: But I’m one!!!🥺🥺
Person 1: Get away from me.

by Mutz821 August 27, 2022

tate stans

Ugly people who wanna be different and they think they are Alpha males (false)

Tate stans are the reason why I'm on antidepressants

by I ate ur mom August 18, 2022

stan twice

ice cream ma ma mama

Nayeon: Stan twice

Everyone: yes.

by jangyuris August 12, 2022

Stan Indestructible

That’s what they call Stan back in Slovakia.

Josh: Who’s that guy?
Archibald: That’s Stan, they call him “Stan Indestructible” back in Slovakia.

by Some might say Indestructible October 24, 2022

Stans butthole

The middle cup in beer pong

Hey everyone, I just made STANS BUTTHOLE.

by Legsyy September 23, 2018