Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose
by roofcanoe May 02, 2020
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Roof cummies

When your roof leaks and it lands on you
I was walking through my dining room and roof cummies fell on me!
by Percythep December 11, 2023
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Roof Inspection

Term used in the construction industry to signify someone leaving early or taking the day off with out an excuse.
Sam said he had a roof inspection today, so he won’t make it in until after lunch.
by GCLingo July 21, 2022
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On-the-roof girl

A girl that thinks very highly of herself, often without basis. A girl with a big ego.
Abby: "Why does Maddie act like she's so much better than us?"
Leslie: "I know, she's such an on-the-roof girl."
by Frdy145 November 20, 2023
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Spoof to the roof

Typically used by the chav like North side residents of Cork. Meaning an elaborate lie.
I went to the shop and saw a dinosaur!
Spoof to the roof!!!!
by Willyfaceosullivan May 12, 2011
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Roof Envy

The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,

"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"

Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
by betterdick January 14, 2019
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Roofing

Gluing your tongue in another person's butthole
Manny was roofing Nixon while in the bath.
by OGkohanim January 02, 2024
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