New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.

Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing

by soulwax May 22, 2014

roof tea

The brown liquid that falls from the ceiling when your roof is leaking

Damn dude, we're brewing roof tea by the bucket! Wish it was worth something.

by phecez May 23, 2014

roof party 2.0

The sequel to the sick as fuck Roof Party that hasn't even happened yet. This is going to be FUCKING SICK AS FUCK. SO many drugs especially the good ones like meth, chicks, and guns. New this year is Super Smash BROs tournament. The tens of thousands of people who come MUST black out or overdose.

Billy: "Roof Party 2.0 is a GO! Chris you are invited!"

Chris: "SICK AS FUCK"

by Roof Party June 9, 2014

roof fishing

Tieing a gummy worm to a long peice of string rope and fishing off of a roof next to a swimming pool; hopefully someone will grab the worm eventually.

I went roof fishing with Johnny Knoxville last summer. Best day ever.

by SlayerRocker82 August 26, 2016

Roof Plow

The act of fucking someone on the roof of a building. Prefereably a well known or high building as this increases the amount of respect your bro's will give you for it.

Last night I totally roof plowed emma ontop of walmart

by See Aye Ell Ey Bee November 16, 2016

roof

A contraction of rip and oof. Can also be written as rooft for extra effect.

Someone says something out of the ordinary or otherwise. One might respond with "roof"

by Juni.J November 6, 2019

Coochie Roof

A Slab of fat that hangs over an obese persons coochie aka vagina aka pussy

Damn that bitch gotta Coochie Roof

by Angeliq Shelley November 20, 2019