Polish Tool

Someone with Polish lineage that has use but nothing defining enough to be a specific tool. For example, a hammer.

Person 1: "Did you hear Jacob's the Polish Hammer?"
Person 2: "Nah, he's just a Polish Tool."

by da_OG_PH_69 November 22, 2022

Is the Pope Polish?

A phrase that used to mean 'absolutely yes' when Pope John Paul II was the pope, but now it means 'no'. It's a substitute for your true answer. Instead of saying no outright, you lead the person to your answer by saying 'is the pope Polish'? And of course, the answer is 'no', thus implying that 'no' is the answer to the question they asked you before.

Bronislaw: Are you going to make pierogi tonight for dinner?
Oles: Is the Pope Polish?

*as the Pope isn't currently Polish, Bronislaw knows that Oles means 'no, I will not make pierogi tonight for dinner'*

by billybattleaxe August 21, 2019

Polish Slip

When a person (Usually Polish/Eastern European), works a self-employed job and gets paid with cash-in-hand to avoid paying income taxes.

Tytus works as a plumber, he's always pulling off the Polish Slip.

by CrypticReich October 24, 2020

polish the Harley

Engage in pointless and unnecessary busy work for the sake of avoiding actual responsibility or undesirable tasks. First used on The Marriage Ref on an episode airing Thursday, March 25, 2010.

Husband: Honey, I'd like to come with you to the baby shower, but I have to polish the Harley.

Wife: We don't own a Harley.

Husband: I know, but it needs to be polished.

by mkb000 March 28, 2010

Port and polish

The act of a man or woman attending a spa/salon to have their nails done and asshole bleached

Connor - Hey bud see you at Two Goats for darts later?

Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.

Connor - Nice bro.

by Patscorch June 30, 2016

It will polish out

to try to hide the fact that something is damaged beyond repair, by saying it will polish out.

she crashed her husbands car, it is a write off but to ease the blow she tells him it will polish out

by CaLviNx June 04, 2012

Polish Shower

When you are sweaty and stinky already and you use a stick deodorant to attempt to cover the smell. Since you smell already, the smells just blend . This is usually done before work(skipping a shower) or on the way to the bar.

"Hold on, I'll be right there. I gotta take a Polish Shower"

by LazerNips November 13, 2009