Highway Paranoia

When you are driving and the car behind you makes several of the same turns as you do, causing you to become paranoid and take routes you normally wouldn't take just to see if they are following you.

Ed: why are you late?
Tom: I got lost. This car kept turning when I turned so I got Highway Paranoia and ended up on a dirt road.

by killersbytrade March 30, 2009

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camel toe highway

A picturesque pathway along the Gold Coast.

Where the common insta babe hikes there Lycra so far up there minge a camel toe is formed. They are usually holding an iced oat latte with honey while taking selfies.

"Just went for a walk along the Camel toe highway so many camels getting around"

by GC_Camelhunter December 11, 2022

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HighWay

The definition of highway is the place you were born because that’s where most mistakes happen

You were born on the highway

by Aboomdelakaka January 19, 2022

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jersey highway

The path made in the snow in the backyard for a little dog.

We let the dog out to use the Jersey Highway.

by 707mom February 28, 2019

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Highway Cammel train

Group of transports on the highway typically caused by someone who until recently, only delivered Doordash or drove for Uber.

Usually driving 40 in a 90 with their hazzard lights on driving in conditions they should have stopped for or down the middle of the highway.

Drivers in the highway cammel train typically come equipped for the beach with towels and flip-flops though you only see them grouped on hillsides after they inevitably halt traffic all together.

"Hey, get that cammel-train off the highway. You can't park here!"

Highway cammel train

by Hugh P. Hearted December 20, 2025

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