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Guatemalan Highway

The act of inserting toy race cars, or other small objects into ones anal cavity through the aid of a PVC tube or other suitable pipe used to spread the sphincter opening.
Randy wanted to try something new in the bedroom. So I Stopped at the toy store and the Home Depot. I went home and jammed 4 Ft of PVC right up his unsuspecting ass. I was then able to launch a 6 pack of Hot wheels cars into his colon. He took the Guatemalan highway to pleasure town.
by IdrankALLdaPBR October 28, 2019
mugGet the Guatemalan Highwaymug.

Highway Banshee

(1) Somebody who yells hateful things at you out of his/her window. Most of the time gets really pissed about traffic and thinks that yelling and beeping a horn will get traffic to move along. Usually a middle-aged man or an old lady.

(2) Those people who scream random phrases at you from out of their car window while passing by. These Highway, or car Banshees sometimes make the mistake of yelling at you from a red light. Most likely children with nothing better to do.
Middle aged man: "HEY! Move the f*ck along you whiny b*tch!!"
Me: "SHUT UP you Highway Banshee!!"

Young child: "HI!" "I LOVE YOU!"
Me: "Uggg.."
Friend: That kid was such a Highway Banshee."
by Cymriccat June 13, 2013
mugGet the Highway Bansheemug.

camel toe highway

A picturesque pathway along the Gold Coast.

Where the common insta babe hikes there Lycra so far up there minge a camel toe is formed. They are usually holding an iced oat latte with honey while taking selfies.
"Just went for a walk along the Camel toe highway so many camels getting around"
by GC_Camelhunter December 11, 2022
mugGet the camel toe highwaymug.

Highway of Horror

A pun for Canada's Highway 401, which is nicknamed the "Highway of Heroes." It is in reference to the fact that the 401 is almost always a completely awful mess of cars and trucks that are almost always bumper-to-bumper with one another.
"I was stuck on the 401 for hours the other day. It certainly is the Highway of Horror."
by j d g September 1, 2021
mugGet the Highway of Horrormug.

Hemoglobin highway

1. a song sung by phineas and ferb in the episode Journey to the Center of Candace while there in a mini sub inside of candace

2. alternate word for your veins/artery's
1. just the two of us in an esophagus its time to get this misson a rollin dont mean to make a fuss but that was the pancreas
2. your hemoglobin highways are blocked up
by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019
mugGet the Hemoglobin highwaymug.

highway plug

phrase for RVs, pickups pulling humongous Camper Trailers, Holiday Camper Vans , including Minivans, driven leisurely by visiting tourists often in a foreign land trying to take in all the sights and everyone of these drivers going way slower than posted speed limits on major Highways
There you go we are stuck on this highway because that Highway Plug upfront dictates the pace for the rest of us, and this is a 110 zone !!!
by Wilsonation May 16, 2021
mugGet the highway plugmug.

Highway runs

When you’re on a road trip and you experience diarrhea because of all the gas station food you eat.
Kevin got the highway runs on our road trip to Arizona.
by Papa Kryn June 28, 2021
mugGet the Highway runsmug.

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