fork me

Stick a bunch of penises in your butt at one time. Lmao

Girl or guy get on your knees in a doggystyle position, and get three or four dicks. Then have them shove them all in to your butthole at the same time. Good luck to fork me!

by Snookiesmokesweed March 20, 2010

pitching a fork

The act of raising one's hand with the middle and ring fingers folded down beneath a bent thumb, and the index and little fingers raised, micking a devil's orn or pitchfork.

"Holy fuck, somebody put Slayer on! I'm gonna pitch a fork!"

by grindmyscrotum August 3, 2005

Large Fork

An unusually large fork.

Jim: Hey Joe, check this unusually Large Fork out I found!
Joe: How exciting!

by Mister Sambert August 12, 2006

Fork you!

When somebody at the dinner table asks you to go get them a fork, you go get the fork and then say, "Fork you!" as you hand them the implement.
Frequently elicits audible chuckling if not downright laughter.

{Voni}: Craig, can you please get me a fork?
{Craig}: Sure thing there Voni...(gets fork)...Here you are Aunt Voni. Fork you!
{Voni}: Chuckles quite noticeably

by Telephony June 7, 2018

forked river

a piney-ass town in the jersey shore,over populated by surfers,mexicans,and jersey shore scuzz.

Michele just came from forked river.

by acidqueen October 14, 2008

Cunt Fork

The cunt fork is an activity, wherby an individual jams a fork in their Cunt. Great fun

"Ow, i'm so lonely and bored. That fork sure looks shiny, maybe i'll jam it in my cunt."
"hey sweety, can i cunt fork you"

by nucc August 1, 2007

Fork Theory

The act of making stool so massive, so so gargantuin that you come to the conclusion that the toilets plumbing system is going to clog. So in fear of overflowing you take a fork ( plastic preferably for easy disposal ) and break down the feces to small managable pieces so the threat of clogging is no longer an issue.

*While staring down the toilet* "Wow, that spicey burrito was horrible idea, I may have to stoop to the fork theory!"

by Dr Drool April 25, 2011