The Brunswick Curve is a phrase that originated with bowling to describe the correlation between alcohol consumption and performance in the game. As a player consumes drinks, their performance increases along a curve until it inevitably peaks and the amount of inebriation begins to negatively affect the performance. While originating with bowling, it can be used when describing any activity vis a vis drinking.
Brunswick is the name of a corporation that creates bowling equipment & bowling centers.
Brunswick is the name of a corporation that creates bowling equipment & bowling centers.
Charlie was missing most of his pool shots until his 3rd beer when he hit the peak of his Brunswick Curve.
by Dr. Squelch December 4, 2024
Get the Brunswick Curvemug. :(::)(22((253635363636:6;8;877xbxhxjjdjdjrjr):$$:&/&/&:$:$:$$;$;$;$:&/&/!/!.?,?,?,!:))/)/)/)/!/$$/$/$/$/$/$$/$/$/$:$:$),),,)),),)-$/@:@;93982$2)2?1?2?3?3):));),),));):$3727272829/9/9.99..9
Curve alert :)):):)3637477;7,),),$(77474$4$;!;!,!,!,?,??:?2))2)2)2)2)2$$2&:&;&,9;9291029922).??,?3?2:)):2)2))2)2)2)
by Abcvd January 7, 2024
Get the curve alertmug. The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.
To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.
by geno singh March 12, 2024
Get the Jordan Curve Theoremmug. by albcmlga October 27, 2022
Get the holy curvedmug. When your dick bends to the left
by Baconman6 November 24, 2022
Get the Carlos curvemug. S-curve is a body movement used to maximize stimulation. Done by moving the position of the pelvis into different positions while engaging in sex.
Doing the S-curve} is a request to have your partner move her/his hips in a rhythm that makes maximum use of the friction in the requesters sexual organ. When moving forward on a mans penis the partner turns their hips upward. On the return stroke the hip are moved downward to stimulate the bottom, more sensitive, part of the penis. It can start slow and become faster as the sexual energy builds or you can maintain a single speed from start to finish.
For women S-curve is having the sexual partner move to find the most stimulating area of the vagina and then combining the stroking to lesser stimulating areas to show the contrast. Can be frustrating to get used to but once you are the energy build to a very high state. Very nice while scissoring.
Doing the S-curve} is a request to have your partner move her/his hips in a rhythm that makes maximum use of the friction in the requesters sexual organ. When moving forward on a mans penis the partner turns their hips upward. On the return stroke the hip are moved downward to stimulate the bottom, more sensitive, part of the penis. It can start slow and become faster as the sexual energy builds or you can maintain a single speed from start to finish.
For women S-curve is having the sexual partner move to find the most stimulating area of the vagina and then combining the stroking to lesser stimulating areas to show the contrast. Can be frustrating to get used to but once you are the energy build to a very high state. Very nice while scissoring.
Stroke me with the S-curve . I am close to climaxing.
Let's do the S-curve.
The s-curve is one of the few things you can learn watching porn.
Let's do the S-curve.
The s-curve is one of the few things you can learn watching porn.
by Gandword May 22, 2018
Get the S-curvemug. To $#%^ on a woman poetically. In a gitchy manner which drives her insane causing her to come back for more each time. This was once called the zinger. You ignore her. Shut her down. Leaving her wanting more. Because she wants. What she can't have.
1) To curve is to be authoritative and dominant. You control the situation and let her know you're the man. That's what she wants. Someone to take control of her. And the situation.
You're just gonna shut her down with some friendly banter.
2) You can flat out reject her. It'll drive her crazy. Because her ego is too great. She must try again.
3) You control curve the attention in your favor. She wants her cake and to eat it too. She wants attention but too much attention is a bad thing. You seem desperate. You need to be unobtainable. Because then she'll want you. Let her think you have options whether you do or not. Give her attention. And then take years to respond. Because her mind will race at the possibilities of what your lack of response might be:
"Does he like me?"
"What's he doing?"
Every time you come back showing love you're like the drug she needs. You make her feel good. This is all part of the chase.
She wants attention. You must disappoint her. Bc then she will want more. Take years to respond as she twirls her hair going "where is this guy?" As she becomes more and more frustrated all the time. Curve her. Make her wait. It'll drive her mad. And drive her closer to you.
1) To curve is to be authoritative and dominant. You control the situation and let her know you're the man. That's what she wants. Someone to take control of her. And the situation.
You're just gonna shut her down with some friendly banter.
2) You can flat out reject her. It'll drive her crazy. Because her ego is too great. She must try again.
3) You control curve the attention in your favor. She wants her cake and to eat it too. She wants attention but too much attention is a bad thing. You seem desperate. You need to be unobtainable. Because then she'll want you. Let her think you have options whether you do or not. Give her attention. And then take years to respond. Because her mind will race at the possibilities of what your lack of response might be:
"Does he like me?"
"What's he doing?"
Every time you come back showing love you're like the drug she needs. You make her feel good. This is all part of the chase.
She wants attention. You must disappoint her. Bc then she will want more. Take years to respond as she twirls her hair going "where is this guy?" As she becomes more and more frustrated all the time. Curve her. Make her wait. It'll drive her mad. And drive her closer to you.
Example:
Woman: stay awhile 🖤
Man: see ya later alligator 🐊
Option 2:
Shorty: yada... yada.. sex with my tennis coach
Coach: I'm already giving someone tennis lessons. 🤷🏻 ♂️
#curve #yousee
Option 3:
Woman approaches man who has not responded to the last five texts.
Woman: You curving me? skittish
Man: No. I'm just in control of the situation.
Woman: That's hot.
Man: kiss
Option 4:
We're not posting this.
Are you against males or big dicks?
Woman: stay awhile 🖤
Man: see ya later alligator 🐊
Option 2:
Shorty: yada... yada.. sex with my tennis coach
Coach: I'm already giving someone tennis lessons. 🤷🏻 ♂️
#curve #yousee
Option 3:
Woman approaches man who has not responded to the last five texts.
Woman: You curving me? skittish
Man: No. I'm just in control of the situation.
Woman: That's hot.
Man: kiss
Option 4:
We're not posting this.
Are you against males or big dicks?
by onebigdickbandit July 15, 2020
Get the Curvemug.