Obama Cancer

Obama Cancer is an deadly cancer that makes you die in 0.00000001 picosecond! it is very insane and if you survived Obama Cancer the luck chance of it to survive it is 0.1 percent chance! and it is almost impossible to survive and if you survive you will get Obama’s Bad Luck and get unlimited bad lucks

the chance to get it is 100 percent chance also why is it 100 percent because when you hate obama you get obama cancer but if you love obama you get Obama’s good luck

Examples
1. That dude got obama cancer for hating obama
2. He think he can beat obama but he got Obama Cancer

by ChildEater6964202121 February 9, 2023

Skanky Cancer

skanky cancer is a type of cancer caused by getting around too often

Kylie O has skanky cancer from the party the other night

by Hottub169 April 29, 2019

Window Cancer

sad affliction befalling Russian operatives who cross Putin, for which there is no cure

Sergei Lukmanov, Russian billionaire with 9 yachts and 16 vacation homes, "earned" his billions via oil & gas in Russian region of Siberia. After Putin invaded Ukraine and committed countless atrocities Vlad needed scapegoats so Sergei accidentally tripped and fell out a 20-story building in the latest occurrence of stage 4 Window Cancer. sad.

by Uncle Joosie April 25, 2022

Cancer dancer

A kid that does fortnite dances in public

Boy: look at that cancerous kid doing fortnite in public
Girl: I'd call that a cancer dancer

by cancer dancer January 9, 2019

Cancer mouse

usually Chinese usually retarded can be found in the depths of discord fail-trolling in broken english

oh look its cancer mouse

by puritard November 5, 2018

Cancer crystals

White sugar; can be applied to salt, brown sugar, sweetener, but most usually to white sugar, on the basis that "everything" - sugar, sweetener, coffee, red meat, water, oxygen and light will cause cancer (eventually).

Taking all available information into account, the only way to avoid dying of cancer is to forswear all food and drink, and shut yourself in an airtight lead box. You won't die of cancer. You will still die, and quite quickly, but it won't be of cancer.

"Coffee's done. Milk and sugar ?"

"No milk, but gimme two spoons of cancer crystals".

by eighth of seven February 6, 2010

Ear Cancer

Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro.

I cant hear you that jake paul song gave me ear cancer !

by Cityofengland12 April 18, 2018