When a girl looks so good she qualifies as a bible pass a girl that looks so good you cheat on your wife with and when you come to judgment you get the nod from the big man and he says i aint mad at cha the idea being it would be a sin not to fuck her
by Diablo De Azule April 04, 2017
A religious person who blindly follows Donald J Trump without questioning, much the same as a follower of the Bible famously known as a Bible thumper.
“OH the strategic yet scary Soap Opera of the century continues..... He will be miraculously healed by God to reinforce to the religious right bible trumpers that he truly is the chosen one! “
by Randie Blonde October 03, 2020
A meeting where friends get together and end up talking about everything except the Bible. Parents are relieved bc they are hanging at church, with no idea what they are really talking about.
by MMM5711 February 27, 2023
To sound Bible is to try to sound like the Bible by using words incorrectly, because the Bible uses words incorrectly. Some of this incorrect word usage is due to how the Bible has to be “interpreted” a lot of the time in order to not be absolutely horrible, resulting in words having meanings that stray extremely far from their actual ones.
by Mr. Twinkieface January 22, 2021
A person who makes stupid decisions resulting in loss of assets and disaster of biblical proportions.
Fred: I adopted an Akita from a family that says the dog has become aggressive.
Lynne: You're a fool, like from the Bible. You're a bible fool.
Lynne: You're a fool, like from the Bible. You're a bible fool.
by myspecialmagic October 19, 2016
Also known The laws of holyness if something is very weird and cringe or hell like it means that it breaks the laws of the Bible
Laws of the Bible is quite a certified cringe counter. The game changed breaks all the laws of the Bible and the dev who made it " Dragonsnow " committed all war crimes at once when she/he released the badass game
by HmmmYouDontKnowIt February 06, 2021
No Brains. Programmed By The "Bible" in a Literal Sense. Having No Spirit, No Free Will, No Self, No Mind.
by SKULLYARD March 08, 2013