May 16th

On this day you need to ask your crush out, no excuses just do it

Crush: hey it's may 16th
Dude: wanna be my girlfriend?
Crush: OMG YESSS

by Daddy susu May 16, 2022

May 16th

A day where you send you closest homies a picture of your cock and balls and they rate it out of 10

Johnny its May 16th where my picture bro?

Oh thats my bad here you go!

I rate it a good 8 out of 10 Johnny!

Thanks bro!

by Beanflicker2003 May 16, 2022

December 16th

December 16th is International Softwilly Day. It is followed by December 17th, International Isaacwhy Day.

poland loves penguins: “What day is it?”

epic giga chad switzerland: “It’s December 16th, International Softwilly Day!”

poland loves penguins: “i must of forgot because i’m so goofy”

by isaacwie May 25, 2022

October 16th

National fuck your math teacher day

Girl:today is october 16th
Boy:I need to fuck ms cicala

by Cadhkj December 21, 2021

April 16th

National grab your homies balls day

Yo bro lemme grab ur balls it’s April 16th!

Totally dude

*grabs balls*

by 1Slime1 April 15, 2022

APRIL 16TH

Today a legendary BADASS was born with the initials JMS. An Aries with FIRE. Talented, TOUGH, funny AF, loving, scary, intelligent, sent from the heavens and an all around BADASS. If you know someone with these initials wish then a happy badass birthday.

April 16th, BADASS, LEGEND, JMS

by Another Badass April 16, 2022

APRIL 16TH

Today a legendary BADASS was born with the initials JMS. An Aries with FIRE. Talented, TOUGH, funny AF, loving, scary, intelligent, sent from the heavens and an all around BADASS. If you know someone with these initials wish then a happy badass birthday.

April 16th, BADASS, LEGEND, JMS

by Another Badass April 16, 2022