Cat

This small ass thing that wakes me up at three in the morning to run around and break stuff.

Meow meow I'm a cat and won't let you sleep.

by dil_nasx March 3, 2021

Cat

Like a dog, but actually the opposite.

Look it's a dog, oh no wait it's a cat

by ChEs@ November 24, 2021

Cat

An animal that pretends to be your friend

How are you doing, fluffy?

MEOW!

"Cat" I needed to write this.

by A very real human. February 27, 2020

cat

not a dog

Cat:meow

by STEVEN YELLOW March 1, 2017

Cat

UK road man slang, a cat is basically a drug dealer or a plug

Cee don't do no fraud I trap say yo to the local cat

by Pussyeater85 December 28, 2022

cat

(v.) To dip out on the boys on short notice

We hanging this Saturday. You best not cat

by ihavethehighground June 2, 2019

cat

the rulers of the internet

I don't need to explain. a cat is a cat.

by cat #937 April 11, 2018