cat

the rulers of the internet

I don't need to explain. a cat is a cat.

by cat #937 April 11, 2018

Cat

A small fuzzy creature with razorblades for feet. They tend to be spoiled assholes who expect everything from humans.

Person 1: Did you hear about that cat?
Person 2: Oh, yea. He's such an asshole.

by Sh4d0w_B14d3s November 5, 2019

Cat

Furry peice of shit

You know what a cat is

by OFWGKTADGAFBBLS March 22, 2021

cat

tiny animals that god made to kill a lot and cuddle

Cats kill everything then cuddle with the bodies.

by Big Brain Joe June 2, 2021

Cat

The best pet.

John: What is a cat
Intellectual: Better than dogs. Also how did you not know that

by haha my existence is meaningle April 10, 2021

Cat

A magical being used to bring rainbows to earth

Lets all pray to the cat so we can get more rainbows

by Girly1112223333444555666777888 June 20, 2017

Cat

an animal that cleans itself with its tongue. It has sharp claws. They can be wild or domesticated and they can lower a humans blood pressure by simply petting. In ancient Egypt people used to think their gods came in the form of cats therefore they worshiped them.

My cat likes to chase lizards

by Percy_The_Cat June 6, 2016