christian is usually the friend in the group that gets all the big girls. and thinks he is the best at everything but crys at simple shit like basketball
by thepoormansense December 14, 2018
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by Boisfromthefirecockland May 4, 2017
Get the Christianmug. Christian is ___
by YupYT90 January 10, 2019
Get the Christianmug. An amazing guy, one that a girl can fall for very easily. Typically have dark brown hair with mesmerizing blue eyes.
Sometimes turns out to be a cheating lying boyfriend who will dump you over a text and then leave you heartbroken
Sometimes turns out to be a cheating lying boyfriend who will dump you over a text and then leave you heartbroken
“Did you hear what Christian did to Emily! I’m surprised she’s still at school. With a heartbreak like that, I’d take a month off”
by stormy_skies March 21, 2019
Get the Christianmug. A person who doesnt know who he truly is, he not particularly good at anything and hides his true self from others, he has no meaning in life he doesnt know if he can truly call himself human.
Christian
by trulycurious June 28, 2022
Get the Christianmug. Christian is very smart, has interesting taste in girls (very religious girls), he has a crush on Jamal, he is 4ft 2, his dad Sue makes him pancakes everyday in the morning, normally has a dickhead brother who thinks he is worlds best but is small. Uncontrollable bowels which means the kid shits everywhere even on buses. But he is funny (sometimes).
by GothicSpace March 16, 2022
Get the Christianmug. The BEST boyfriend you will ever meet. You will want to see him EVERY day! He’s sweet, cute, funny, and a total dummy, he might not be the smartest but he’s amazing in every way. He’s the person you can talk to about ANYTHING. He will always love you, and he will always get mad when you talk about other boys in front of him, he will always make sure your ok.
by Divineeee July 1, 2019
Get the Christianmug.