Tardass

One who is so stupid that they move beyond the tard stage to tardass. Step two of three in the tard dimension.

"Brandon, you have been demoted to tardass."

"One more step until I reach the highest level of tarddom!"

by Shimdaddy July 7, 2003

'tard slap

a 'tard slap is a term used to describe the motion of slapping one's own upper chest with the side of the opposite hand. it is used when mocking retarded people or when accentuating the fact that one did something retarded. often accompanied by a "huh huh huh" type of fake laugh.

screenname1: omg i just spilled coffee all over my science homework
screenname2: hahah you're so stupid.
screenname1: *'tard slap*

by alana jonas March 7, 2010

gluten free-tard

Any asshole that cruises restaurants spreading the fear of wheat into others while angering the entire staff and probably half of the customers. They do this while asking 30 questions and proudly sending back dishes that they fear contains an ingredient that almost nobody is allergic too until after they start the diet.

"excuse me sir, has this plate touched wheat ever?" "Are you allergic to wheat or are you a Gluten free-tard?"

by Annoyed Server September 15, 2012

Tardass

A noun in which specifically describes a person who is acting really stupid and retarded at the same time.

Why did you just stick you're hand in that bear trap, you fucking tardass?

by Ashley~The One and Only~ August 9, 2008

text tard

one who is incompetent or extremely slow in texting

my mom is really a text tard. she is so slow at texting.

by lane dittoe December 19, 2008

Fuck-Tard

When a person, regardless of mental health, is so stupid, they cause hatred and discord in the work-place, and living area.

Usually used as a stubsitute for :

"Fucking Retard" or "Fucking Retarded Asshole"

"Stop talking, you fuck-tard!!! You're making my head hurt."

by Souza July 14, 2004

Tandy

Tandy is girl's name in Ethiopia specifically in Kaffa region. In Kaffa language, Tandy means my mom.
Tandy can be spelled out as Tandi as well.
It is pronounced as Taa Endee.

She is so carying as Tandy.

by Kaffa Ethiopia July 27, 2017