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Scoring Like Mad

Using the verb to score ie. french-kiss, Scoring like mad is a passionate embrace or episode of french-kissing. Usually deemed to be drink-fuelled and in a nightclub environment.
Look! those two over there are scoring like mad!
by scoring like mad May 15, 2010
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Nugent Score

The number of wild animals you can kill in one hour with a knife or bow and arrow or your bare hands. This is in reference to Ted Nugent, avid hunter and general crazy dude.
Did you meet Craig? That's one crazy guy! I'd put his Nugent Score at 15!
by DrSpEd August 28, 2014
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Score One For The Master Race

Also known as S1FMR, an anti-semeticc dogwhistle created by far-right TikToker Postman, making fun of the Leftist TikToker monicalejewski.

It was created after the TikToker monicalejewski said that Postman probably says the phrase while looking at himself in the mirror.
*Vril Edit*
ultimate.aryan: Score One For The Master Race...
by supergoyim May 16, 2025
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Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick
Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”
by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018
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Scoop and Score

When you don’t want to get out of the shower or waffle stomp, so you poop in your hand and toss it in the toilet from the shower.
Sometimes the shower feels so good, scoop and score is the only way to go!
by JRentCy June 24, 2025
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Score Whore

A player (typically very obnoxious) that is obsessed with beating your high scores. They will follow you on leaderboards for the sole purpose of getting a score higher than yours so they can brag about it...causing you to either take time out of your day to go "fix it", or let them gloat forever.
Player 1: Hahahaha. Look! I beat your high scores again on 3 maps today. Tee hee hee. I can't believe it!! Blah blah high score blah blah blah scores blah blah highest score blah blah blah score.
Player 2: Ugh. I'll have to go fix it. Thanks, you score whore.
by P0SITR0NIK October 20, 2021
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Social Credit Score

the Social Credit Score was made by the CCP and it is used to track Chinese citizens or foreigners. If your score is higher than 70, you will be treated very well in China. but, if your score is lower than 70...... You know what'll happen...
CCP Social Credit Score test:

Question 1. Who is our dear Leader?
>> 1.) Xi Jing-Ping
2.) John Xena
2.) Donald Trump
4.) Winnie the Pooh
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 30 points!

Question 2. What is Taiwan?
>> 1.) A Chinese province
2.) A country
3.) Something that should be invaded
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 60 points!

Question 3. How many hours of video games should you play?
>> 1.) 1-3 Hours
2.) 6-9 Hours
3.) 420 Hours
4.) 42069 Hours
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 100 points!

Question 4. What happened in Tienanmen Square in 1989?
1.) Nothing out of the ordinary
>> 2.) A bloody massacre
3.) Something that we should cover up

WARNING, YOU CHOSE THE WRONG ANSWER; YOUR SCORE WENT DOWN BY 327891378947897548975493857 POINTS, YOUR EXECUTION DATE IS TOMORROW.
by anonymous200020 June 7, 2023
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