baby swipe

what you say when you try to justify an unnecessary purchase, whether it’s really cheap or expensive

Mark: what?? You bought the pack? I thought you were free to play?

Jill: it was a baby swipe…

by jill lavigne November 30, 2023

Pinky Swipe

The process in which one has finished pooping and wiping their ass, and isn’t sure if it’s clean or not. Instead of wasting another piece of toilet paper, the person swipes through their ass crack with their pinky to see if they pick up any shit. Some even go as far as smelling it to be even more sure they have fully wiped their ass.

“Yo are you sure your ass is clean fully?”
“Yeah man I did a pinky swipe, I’m good.”

by Chogglysausage November 23, 2021

Swipe

To have sex with any gender

So did you two swipe?

Got me some swipe last night!

by DJ904 April 4, 2019

Cock Swipe

The Tinder for Gay Virgins who haven’t experienced the grab and shunt shite bite 3.0 that vacuum seals a 360 double hand twist schlop schlop fanny nunchuck cock swipe on you which makes them say what in the Fanta fizzling fuck is this abundance of absolute buttermilk bullshit.

After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…

“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”

“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”

*a few moments later*

“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”

by nellster69 August 17, 2023

swipe sweats

When someone is swiping through your photos and you’re sweating cause you don’t know what’s next.

I got the swipe sweats knowing Susie got my photos open

by Hexentales September 16, 2022

swipe typing

A Feature In Smartphone Devices Where You Swipe Your Finger/Thumb/Stylus Between Each Letter To Form A Word

Joe Prefers To Use Swipe Typing Since It's Faster To Him

by picklespickleduckducks January 15, 2024

swipe

(n) • slang used when referring to male genitalia
(n) • disrespectful slur for boy-toy

1. "gimme some swipe"
~what it really means
"fuck me" or "lets fuck"

2. "i got me some new side- swipe"

~what it really means
"i cheated on my man" or "i got a new boyfriend"

by skitzochik October 29, 2017