Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.
To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.
by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025
person 1: is that girl covered in soil and lying in her backyard pretending to be a carrot?
person 2: yeah that's Sophia, she's a real spud nugget oh deary she is!
person 2: yeah that's Sophia, she's a real spud nugget oh deary she is!
by ihopeyouhaveananeurysm March 16, 2020
that spud nugget is a mongo
by Joshy6914 April 03, 2017
Give me a Spud Grunter, you filthy animal!
by dunpass December 17, 2022
The sexual act of shoving a potato in your ass (or another person's ass) and making sure it's no longer visible. Then with all of your (or their) force, shooting it out of your (or their) ass.
by BlackKilo April 26, 2018
The art of being up to the spuds. Originated from the great spudding of Ravernet in the autumn of 2022
by E.Rooney April 28, 2023
The act of a person using a high performance vibrator (Hitachi Magic Wand) on another persons gooch as they hold their buttocks high in the air, all while the giver of the act is using an Orgasmatron head massager on the receiver's head.
1: Did you hear about John getting a Spudding?
2: No, what is it?
1: It's when you hold your ass up, get jabbed with a viber above the balls and have some thing massaging your head.
2: No, what is it?
1: It's when you hold your ass up, get jabbed with a viber above the balls and have some thing massaging your head.
by xSimone April 30, 2023