sneaky kiss

n. when you go to kiss someone and then sit on their dick instead

I gave Justice a sneaky kiss last December, and he LOVED it.

by sweet.potato October 1, 2017

Sneaky Nigger

When you are playing shithead and then you play one of your face down cards during someone's else's turn.

"Im about to sneaky nigger you"

by Dayrk August 24, 2017

Sneaky Possum

One who is very clever or stealthy. Usually can get away with any misdeed they do.

Usually a sneaky possum is also a ninja.

Bob: DUDE! John stole the last brownie as the baker watched ,and I got blamed!

Jim: He's a sneaky possum, he can get away with anything.

by Suchy April 6, 2010

Sneaky Roshan

The act of licking someone's perineum with the addition of chilli oil (or similar) on your tongue.

"Man, last night I gave my girlfriend a Sneaky Roshan... she was super pissed!"

by siferz April 18, 2018

Sneaky badger

n. one who engages in overtly surreptitious activity, in a stealthy attempt to fulfill an underhand motive. Characterised by shifty eyes and excessive lurking.

I was sneaking around like some kind of...sneaky badger!

by chlarah November 15, 2009

Sneaky Zombie

Post monging a corpse from which all four limbs have been amputated, activate your Venus Probe to re-animate the body. Attempt to either decapitate then re-mong the zombie, or seduce it without getting eaten thus increasing the thrill.
After desecration of the corpse, be sure to put it all the way in the fire, for you don't know where that zombie vadge has been.

Barbara: Ben told me my brother was dead, so i pulled a sneaky zombie to prove him wrong.

by NOTLD December 18, 2009

SNEAKY KUBAT

WHEN SOMEONE ENTERS YOUR CUBICAL OR WORKSPACE AND LETS GO WITH AN ASSBOMB.
SOMETIMES THE OFFENDER WILL ACTUALLY PUT THERE ASS WITHIN INCHES OR YOUR FACE.
WARNING! SOMETIMES PROPS ARE USED. DROPPING OF A PEN OR A LIGHTER,

WHILE ON THE PHONE, HE DID A SNEAKY KUBAT AND I THINK SOME GOT IN MY MOUTH.

by sally5990 January 20, 2009